Recently, a man got bit by a big ol’ python while sitting on the toilet. I’ll discuss some of these incidents and my not-so-scientific ideas of how to prevent getting bit by a snake while taking a dump.
Here are several of the articles concerning these incidents:
- Snake bites man in toilet
- Python bites Thai man’s penis in terrifying toilet encounter
- Man bitten in the testicles by 12-foot snake in bathroom worst nightmare: ‘Blood everywhere’
- 7-Foot Python Bites Woman on Bottom While She Is Sitting on the Toilet
- Thai woman bitten by snake while sitting on toilet
- Python bites Thai man’s testicles while he uses toilet; thrashed to death
- Snakes looking for a drink slither into Australian toilets
- 24 rattlesnakes found in Texas house — including one in the toilet