We discussed getting Grandma some new teeth since she ain’t got none. I came up with a great idea for a GoFundMe page and shared the concept with the ladies: MAKE GRANDMA EAT CORN AGAIN! Grandma was more interested in buying a new cow and shot down my fundraising operation for her grill. She says teeth are expensive, cause you pain, and cost too much money to maintain. Grandma claims he can eat corn on the cob just fine.