No Ice at the Ice Factory + Filipina Wife Buys Chicken On the Bone...
Went to the ice factory, but ice was UNAVAILABLE. Told my Filipina wife to buy pork for the stir fry, She bought chicken on the bone instead!
Buying Fresh Tobacco at the Market in the Philippines
I bought two fresh tobacco leaves at the market. You roll this up in leaves from a tree and you have an all-natural cigar.
Taking Out the Trash in the Philippines
My wife tried to dump our trash in the jungle. I had a better idea. I dumped it off on corporate America, instead.
Good Morning from the Philippines
Thought I would share my morning with you. It's a beautiful start to the day here in the Philippines.
Doing Electrical Work in the Philippines While Drunk on Rum
I have no idea what the hell I'm talking about. I just wanted my damn power strip to work. Don't try this shit at home.
NO Facebook! NO Texting! NO Sleeping! – Had to Get Rid of the Zombies
I had to lay down some directives to get rid of the Facebook Zombies, Texting Zombies, and the Zombies who only want to sleep all day.
Electrical Brownout in the Philippines – No Cold Beer!
I can live without air-conditioning, hot water for the shower, a TV, and lights at my beach condo. I do not WANT to live without cold beer! The electricity has been out all day.
Most Beautiful Barbecue Chef in the World
This Filipina is a Super Model Barbecue Chef! Wow. The barbecue is excellent, too.
The Best & Worst Version of Despacito – Angeles City, Philippines – 10 Beautiful...
After two frozen Margaritas at Tequila Reef, I stumbled into the Party One Bar across the way. We were trying to get down to Despacito, but a broken speaker wire kept ruining the dance skills.