Philippines

Thought I would share my morning with you. It's a beautiful start to the day here in the Philippines.

I have no idea what the hell I'm talking about. I just wanted my damn power strip to work. Don't try this shit at home.

I had to lay down some directives to get rid of the Facebook Zombies, Texting Zombies, and the Zombies who only want to sleep all day.

I can live without air-conditioning, hot water for the shower, a TV, and lights at my beach condo. I do not WANT to live without cold beer! The electricity has been out all day.

This Filipina is a Super Model Barbecue Chef! Wow. The barbecue is excellent, too.

After two frozen Margaritas at Tequila Reef, I stumbled into the Party One Bar across the way. We were trying to get down to Despacito, but a broken speaker wire kept ruining the dance skills.

I bought an electric BBQ grill in the Philippines for twenty bucks. The damn thing had an electrical short. I almost died trying to cook a pork chop.

Go on a 5-mile trek with me while I discuss backpacking footwear, the beauty of sugar cane fields, and whether or not it's dangerous in the Philippines.

Here's a slow roll through Ermita. I stopped by the Shawarma Snack Center near the L.A. Cafe and had a great meal. Good directions on how to get to the U.S. Embassy included, with political commentary.