Home Blog Page 6
What To Do During Brownouts?

What To Do During Brownouts?

Just let imaginations run wild. We're cooking on the new gas stove and filming Hollywood movies.
Filipina Wife Enjoys 2 Hamburgers and Fries for 125 Pesos

Filipina Wife Enjoys 2 Hamburgers and Fries for $2.21 USD!

I took Fatima and the kids to a new restaurant for hamburgers and fries. Everything was absolutely delicious!
Wife Don't Like Me Singing To Her In Public

Wife Don’t Like Me Singing To Her In Public

Fatima is too shy. I decided to serenade her with a few tunes while walking on the pier but she wasn't down with it.
Outdoor Kitchen Upgrade & Delivery Driver Says Box Too Heavy

Outdoor Kitchen Upgrade & Delivery Driver Says Box Too Heavy

The box is so heavy we need 2 people to lift it. Another bolla bolla story that takes me 20 minutes to tell.
500 Pesos of Shrimp for Supper

500 Pesos On Shrimp for Supper

Fatima wanted shrimp for supper. She chose the biggest shrimp we could find at 380 Pesos per kilo. I said let's go with 500 Pesos worth.
We Need A Smaller Car

We Need A Smaller Car

The problem with riding in a Lincoln Town Car is that you have too much trunk space. That makes your wife think she needs to keep on shopping.
I Bet My Wife $9 She's Pregnant

I Bet My Wife $9 USD She’s Pregnant

Fatima claims I'm too heavy to ride up front on the e-bike. I argued that I'm losing weight while it appears she has gained a few kilos.
Watching Hee Haw and Camping Videos

Watching Hee Haw and Camping Videos

At the end of the day, there's nothing like gathering my crew around the tv and watching old episodes of Hee Haw from the 70's and 80's.
Spring Cleaning & Shopping with Old Single Dad

Spring Cleaning & Shopping with Old Single Dad

Fatima's weekend getaway in the village allowed me to do some spring cleaning around Green Acres Ranch.