From the moment I stepped out of our room for breakfast, these 2 Filipinas started causing me stress. Join us on our long journey back up to Fatima’s hometown. Feel my pain as Fatima tries to order 3 Big Mac combos and 2 Happy Meals in the drive-thru. Upon arriving at Green Acres Ranch, my welcome mat will serve up a brownout, an empty refrigerator, and 1 broken Bose Bluetooth speaker. It’s good to be home with my children but it’s back to eating chicken & rice, digging goat poop out of the tread on my boots, and listening to loud roosters and trikes. Just last week I was in wine country watching swans swim quietly on a beautiful pond…